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Today, my parents came to visit me. I bought boxers and cologne to make it look like I had a man here. I've been single since I moved away. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10842) - you deserved it (24708)

On 09/29/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Why would you want your parents to think you'd been sleeping with some man they'd never met?

#4 - On 09/30/2011 at 2:50am by WithaKay

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You could alternatively get a man.

#2 - On 09/30/2011 at 2:50am by Freeze

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