Today, my parents took away my laptop, TV, Xbox, and car all because I broke up with my girlfriend. They said when I patch things up with her, I can have my stuff back. FML
by faded as shit / 09/26/2011 at 9:10pm / United States / Love
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Apparently they like her more than you. That sucks.
#1 - On 09/27/2011 at 2:26am by moonlight970
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Just tell them you caught her with some other guy's dick in her mouth. They'll be on your side then.
#6 - On 09/27/2011 at 2:32am by ruyukyo
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