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Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22324) - you deserved it (2123)

On 09/25/2011 at 12:23am - love - by Leenotgay (man) - United States (South Carolina)

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