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Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML


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On 09/04/2011 at 12:08pm - love - by mommydearest (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

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"Paranoid wreck of a girlfriend"

Why are you still with her?

#1 - On 09/04/2011 at 6:06pm by sxe_beast

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I'm curious, because I know when I text message my mom, it says "mom" on top of the message. do you have your mom in your phone under her name? because I'll tell ya, as a woman, if I saw my boyfriend get a text like that and it had a woman's name above it, I would be pretty upset too. Especially if I didn't know his mom's name.

#11 - On 09/04/2011 at 6:17pm by Twisted_Angel

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