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Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

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You're judging her for a confirmed psychological disorder? Classy.

#1 - On 02/09/2009 at 12:31pm by infantrygirl

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Look, if you have a bad relationship with her, that's one thing. I can take pity and say I'm sorry you have a poor relationship with your boyfriend's mother. But coming on here and going all "FML" about another woman's psychological condition isn't gonna gain much sympathy.

Maybe she felt she could confide in you and tell you this personal, painful bit of her history without you.

All I'm saying is that, if your relationship is that bad, complain about something else, instead of her post-partum depression.


One more thing: It's also not appropriate for a 17-year-old to talk about marriage. I seriously doubt you're mature enough or ready for it. (And no, that's not judging you personally. That's my opinion on all 17-year-olds.)

#5 - On 02/11/2009 at 9:37am by infantrygirl

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