Today, I saw a cute girl working register at my regular coffee shop and politely asked the her for her number. I was brutally rejected. A few minutes later, a douchebag with a popped collar approached her with a cheesy pickup line and left with not only her number, but a free frappe. FML

by 6u174r_d00d / 08/10/2011 at 5:10pm / United States / Love

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  • Everyone knows you gotta pop your collar if your a pimp

    #3 - On 08/11/2011 at 2:53am by RatRodInk

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  • Don't give up. The worthwhile girls don't go for the popped-collar type anyway.

    #5 - On 08/11/2011 at 2:55am by Inspired22

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