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Today, my boyfriend dumped me by writing a breakup note with permanent marker on my newly painted bedroom wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36613) - you deserved it (2969)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:47pm - love - by thedancer5 - Canada (Ontario)

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What a jerk!! I'd permeant scar his face

#1 - On 08/03/2011 at 4:13pm by vickiejiang1990

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You should key a note on his car commenting on how little his dick is, just sayin. Sorry to hear that

#4 - On 08/03/2011 at 4:14pm by nleighane

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