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Today, I was texting my boyfriend. He continued to tell me how he had to piss. We carried on this conversation for about 10 minutes, then I realized that was the most interesting conversation I have had with him in weeks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27664) - you deserved it (6030)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:47am - love - by Cow_girl_cutie - United States (California)

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Just tell him to piss off.

#4 - On 08/03/2011 at 12:51pm by YaboyVinnie

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dude shit stories are way more interesting trust me

"oh ya i gotta take a massive shi- AGGGGGHHHHH ya its very relieving"

#5 - On 08/03/2011 at 12:52pm by flockz

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