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Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34284) - you deserved it (4135)

On 08/03/2011 at 3:40am - love - by Tim - United States

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Awww, that's cute :P

#1 - On 08/03/2011 at 9:55am by dc4

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Girls aren't THAT scary...

#3 - On 08/03/2011 at 9:56am by FreakinChaps

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