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Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38941) - you deserved it (2921)

On 08/03/2011 at 2:01am - love - by Michelle - United States (Maryland)

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Parents sometimes shit on our moods.

#1 - On 08/03/2011 at 9:55am by BADDiam

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protective moms.. Better than having a mom that doesn't give a shit about you.

#4 - On 08/03/2011 at 9:57am by Bonghittinglover

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