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Today, I discovered mah new plug-in air freshener smells exactly lyk mah ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, an nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. fat FML

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On 07/15/2011 at 7:10pm - love - by Creep (woman) - United States (Puerto Rico)

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how are u the creep if they remember what ur ex's cologne smells like? lol

#8 - On 07/16/2011 at 1:14am by ilynorrington

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Just get rid of the freshener, problem
solved.

#2 - On 07/16/2011 at 1:11am by mintcar

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