I stand accused

By Creep - 15/07/2011 23:10 - United States

Today, I discovered my new plug-in air freshener smells exactly like my ex-boyfriend's cologne. My friends noticed this, and nobody will believe me when I say it smelled different on the scratch-and-sniff. Now I'm considered a creep. A nostalgic, obsessed creep. FML
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ilynorrington 0

how are u the creep if they remember what ur ex's cologne smells like? lol

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mintcar 9

Just get rid of the freshener, problem solved.

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thatnucca 36

Look on the bright side... At least it does smell like his balls... Then you'd be a hairy balls obsessed creep, and that would not be a good look...

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Iamnotmyself 17

I like the smell of my boyfriends balls in the morning!

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Aim4thebullseye 4

but then again if it did smell like his balls none of her friends should recognize that smell... or you would have a bigger problem at hand

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flockz 19

big balls? in our hands?

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LookAtMeNow3 5

don't get rid of it, just get a new scent and your good!(:

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EffTrae 0

to be honest I didn't know they had cologne fragranced air fresheners

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mfmylifesrsly 29

10 - how could you like chocolate cocks over chocolate ****?!?!?

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youliketacos 0

What I don't get is.. Where are you getting plug in fresheners that smell like a specific cologne? Cause all I can find is vanilla or apple cinnamon...

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imustbeinsane 2

69 maybe he was more into perfumes than colognes

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lovejdbieber 0

why would anyone even no wat he smells like?? now THAT'S creppy

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WaylonD 4

Who said it was a she? My Gaydar is goin off the charts here!!

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GuessWhatKids 13

YDI op for buying a Doritos and Miller lite scented air freshener. And wouldn't the friends be creeps for knowing what their friend's ex-boyfriend smells like?

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dre_bro11 12

87, The little female sex icon next to the FML. so yer, I think your gayder might need a little fixing.

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orgin1 0

I read that too...it was interesting

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mintcar 9

Just get rid of the freshener, problem solved.

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DropTheDaggerxx 31

I wouldn't get rid of it. That's a stupid reason to think you're being creepy.. Who even notices that?

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mintcar 9

Why would she want the smell of her ex boyfriend lingering around the house? Frankly, I'd cough up a few bucks and replace it. The last thing I would wanna smell is the scent of my ex boyfriend diffusing through my home.

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letsgoflyakite 2

if she was really over him, she could handle the scent. Besides, just because her and her boyfriend broke up, doesn't mean she still can't like the cologne he wore...

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mintcar 9

While that maybe true, some scents usually trigger some sort of memory. Even if I /was/ over an ex boyfriend, I wouldn't want my house smelling like him. Eh, to each their own I suppose.

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redbluegreen 40

It probably wasn't super obvious to the OP. It could have been a mixture of something with sandalwood, considering sandalwood is very popular scent for both cologne and air fresheners.

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dontbjello 1

my thought exactly

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Wudadoll7 5

Aw man, that sucks lol...

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Lauren10102 3

I enjoy looking at your hat

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flockz 19

that water tower is looking mighty fine as well lauren.

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OWNZ 0

And that dog looks like a true winner! WE HAVE JUST ACHIEVED A: C-C-COMPLIMENT C-C-COMBO!!!

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flockz 19

air santa is a baller.

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slushpup9696 12

I like how your dog is sideways...

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Jake_2013 0

I like how your circle has a diagonal line through it.

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redsfan 4

I like how you have a little blue guy in your pic!

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lottso88 4

I like how your hat sits on your head.

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SunDropGirl 0

I like your two 'love birds'

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alexg823 0

I don't like your flat ass.

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whitesox365 0

i like your ability to express yourself

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mynameis1339 0

Hmm, you could always throw that one away and buy a different sent?

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yummayy_ 11

Plug it in, plug it in. :)

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DarkScythe951 4

Badass pic alert shield your eyes from the epicness!!!

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ljesm14 1

whoops, posted that by accident. I was gonna say that maybe your ex is so cheap that instead of buying real cologne he uses the air freshener that you currently have. Or not.

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MsSoulReaper 27

Then just replace it! Then you won't be a nostalgic, obsessed creep.

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whatever222 3

maybe his cologne was freaking air freshner?!?!?

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redsfan 4

No, replacing it would just be too easy.

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redbluegreen 40

He might be one of those guys that drenches themselves in cologne to mask the fact that they never shower.

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ilynorrington 0

how are u the creep if they remember what ur ex's cologne smells like? lol

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Yogo_fml 7

Don't forget to smile OP

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Yogo_fml 7

*sigh* I meant to post that in your other comment -_-

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shekerah 0

thts the same thing I'm here sayin how does ur friend knows watt he smells like unless she use to be underneath him when ur no around...

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