Today, there was a potluck at my girlfriend's house. I had a sour stomach, so I went to the bathroom to relieve myself. When I flushed, nothing happened. They had to call a plumber to fix the toilet filled with my crap. The whole family watched, noses plugged and faces cringed, looking at me. FML

by mikesok988 / 05/07/2009 at 3:40am / United States (North Dakota) / Love

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  • Why the FUCK would everyone stand in the bathroom and watch a plumber elbow deep in shit?

    Was that the most popular item at the potluck? If so, be proud.

    #6 - On 05/07/2009 at 10:17am by rukusrazor

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  • Man up and take pride in that slippery beast!

    #4 - On 05/07/2009 at 10:14am by biancagolden

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