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Today, my ex-girlfriend told me that she can't live without me, but she has another boyfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39654) - you deserved it (3651)

On 10/31/2008 at 3:11am - love - by steph - France (Rhone-Alpes)

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For the record, I'm a girl. I have friends that do stuff like that and it pisses me off. She's clearly trying to start some crazy shit. Back away slowly.

#4 - On 02/12/2009 at 11:59am by Jenny_Alles

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I see this shit all the time. Selfish bitch need to make up her mind and be a big girl.

#9 - On 03/05/2009 at 8:01am by Acesarcasm

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