Today, I was hanging out with a guy that I really like. When he gave me a hug goodbye, he slid his hand into the back pocket of my jeans. It was glorious until I farted on his hand. FML
by couldntholdit / 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Love
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He is going to make a vow to never wash that hand again.
#1 - On 07/12/2011 at 6:08pm by iAmScrubs
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He took your breath away, but from the wrong end..
#8 - On 07/12/2011 at 6:10pm by FiestaInMyPants
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