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Today, my husband decided he needs to be thanked after every time he changes our daughter's diaper; if not he throws a temper tantrum. Now I have two babies to deal with. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40239) - you deserved it (6463)

On 07/10/2011 at 8:49am - love - by Mary - United States

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Good thing you don't have twins

#3 - On 07/10/2011 at 1:20pm by fogell30

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"Honey, I just changed a diaper."
"Good for you."
"Excuse me? Excuse me? I just changed a diaper and all I get is a good for you? I better get a thank you or I am going to throw a tantrum. Consider yourself warned."

#19 - On 07/10/2011 at 1:25pm by iAmScrubs

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