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Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23285) - you deserved it (1256)

On 01/19/2009 at 6:12am - love - by f'ed_over - United States (Pennsylvania)

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8 or 16 GB?

#1 - On 02/03/2009 at 5:45pm by a10t2

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Well, seems like not only is he an a**hole, but his mother is too- good riddance I say!

#3 - On 02/09/2009 at 3:58pm by cndrow

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