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Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35457) - you deserved it (5819)

On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

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hit it

#1 - On 07/07/2011 at 12:46pm by InsidiousChild

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Being a black belt means nothing anymore: schools give out belts to anyone willing to put in the money. go for it

#4 - On 07/07/2011 at 12:49pm by cowjudgesyou

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