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Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
Being a black belt means nothing anymore: schools give out belts to anyone willing to put in the money. go for it
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 July 2014