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Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12677) - you deserved it (4144)

On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

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