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Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML
Wah wah wah! Oh my god, he likes you the way you are. What a JERK!
He may have sincerely thought your muffin top was cute... Or he might have thought you were being sarcastic about his "gift".
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 19 December 2014