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Today, I figured I'd throw my ex-boyfriend a compliment and told him how "gifted" he was below the belt. He thinks he's paying me a compliment when he tells me how much he loves that little roll of skin that pops up over the top of my pants when I sit down. I'm trying to lose weight, asshole. FML


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On 01/19/2009 at 4:21am - love - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

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Wah wah wah! Oh my god, he likes you the way you are. What a JERK!

#10 - On 02/27/2009 at 2:46am by girl

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He may have sincerely thought your muffin top was cute... Or he might have thought you were being sarcastic about his "gift".

#8 - On 02/12/2009 at 6:37pm by eyeroll

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