Today, I went to the carnival with a guy I like. When we went on the big scary ride where you flip upside down a lot, he asked me to be his girlfriend. Then, I threw up on him. FML
by Amanda / 07/02/2011 at 1:33am / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
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I take it that was a no then...
#1 - On 07/02/2011 at 5:54am by supertacowaffle
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damn that's unlucky , but don't you know how to aim
#3 - On 07/02/2011 at 5:56am by carmenm
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