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Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm a vegan. She replied, "So, you're allergic to meat?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22545) - you deserved it (12138)

On 06/20/2011 at 4:12am - love - by blondetergent (man) - Singapore

m2k's life also sucks
Today, the only person I actually spoke with was a prank caller. I tried to have a…

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Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I…

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wow for her birthday buy her a dictionary

#2 - On 06/20/2011 at 1:00pm by Sesh54

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"No, I have a vegetable fetish! Retard."

#11 - On 06/20/2011 at 1:06pm by NomOnShroomz

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+78 | 14

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