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Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML
looks like it was a good thing you dumped her if she's that senssitive
At least it was in public, if you did it privately they'd probably never find your body.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 24 November 2015