Today, I broke up with my girlfriend in a crowded mall. I thought this was a good idea, until she went ballistic, began screaming and crying, and then stabbed me in the stomach with a ballpoint pen. I got banned from the mall. FML

by kingpin9219 / 05/30/2011 at 12:29am / Canada (Alberta) / Love

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  • looks like it was a good thing you dumped her if she's that senssitive

    #1 - On 05/30/2011 at 6:02am by Feklfekl2222

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  • At least it was in public, if you did it privately they'd probably never find your body.

    #8 - On 05/30/2011 at 6:11am by Capt_Oblivious

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