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Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6070) - you deserved it (36766)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I'm surprised you didn't say Disneyland.

#1 - On 05/27/2011 at 6:00am by kidclarke

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Yeahhh math isnt my best subject either ;p

#13 - On 05/27/2011 at 6:10am by jennifer93

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