[fr]
[it]
[es2]
[tr]
[de]
[ru]
[se]

Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my genius boyfriend was trying to remember a particular island in the Caribbean that was used by pirates in the past. I offered up Morocco. I heard him facepalm over the phone. FML

#16367949 (302)

I agree, your life sucks (5792) - you deserved it (35009)

On 05/27/2011 at 1:46am - love - by Derp-A-Herp (woman) - United States (Texas)

More FMLs?

Alice's life also sucks
Today, I made a fresh juice for a customer. He called the cops because the juice was too acidic for him. He...

Fred's life also sucks
Today, I went to hand in a resume. The secretary happened to be a girl I liked in high school. When leaving, I...

taydean also deserved it
Today, my sister and I were eating at Wendy's. On the way out, I thought it would be funny to kick the door...

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



Your account

Sign up - Password?
→ Illustrated FMLs
→ The blog
+ FML, the follow-up
↓ Categories

FML's blog

05/15/2012

The whole blog

Switch to FML for visually impaired

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2012 by