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Today, I flew to Syracuse to visit my girlfriend. Upon arrival, I found out she's seeing someone else. I spent $400 to sleep on my ex-girlfriend's couch while she and her new boyfriend slept together. FML

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On 05/23/2011 at 4:42pm - love - by flightnfight (man) - United States (California)

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Go in there and masturbate on them while they sleep.

#3 - On 05/23/2011 at 6:56pm by every1luvsboners

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For $400 you could get a hotel room and a hooker.

#8 - On 05/23/2011 at 6:58pm by dreamering

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