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Today, I gave birth to a beautiful baby girl. My husband, the father of the baby, got a birdie on the golf course at the exact same time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35728) - you deserved it (3899)

On 04/27/2011 at 1:07pm - love - by Sammy - United States (Texas)

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Tiger Woods is the father?

#3 - On 04/27/2011 at 4:34pm by TiffyterroriZe

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How ironic, you're celebrating something coming out of your hole, and he's celebrating getting something in his hole!

#14 - On 04/27/2011 at 4:41pm by mrahhhhh

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