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Today, I was reading my boyfriend's online diary. It started off really sweet, saying he was in a wonderful relationship with me, and how he utterly adored me. It then slowly progressed into loathing and wondering what he ever saw in me, all because I have a low sex-drive. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23273) - you deserved it (13798)

On 04/02/2011 at 8:51pm - love - by worthless - United States

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He is going overboard, but relationships won't work if the sex isn't there for both.

#1 - On 04/02/2011 at 11:59pm by fmlisforlols

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I guarantee that 99% of all famous authors, poets, and essayist keep/kept some form of a diary. So everyone talking shit can eat an albino Vienna Sausage, dicktweakers.

#73 - On 04/03/2011 at 1:04am by every1luvsboners

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