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Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35225) - you deserved it (1922)

On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

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I have a twin brother. I used to get a little upset because whenever I found something I was good at, he'd decide to give it a shot, and without even trying, he'd turn out to be better than me after taking have the time to learn the skill.

The inferiority complex didn't form until three boyfriends (in a row) came out of the closet immediately after dating me. All three of them said the same thing. "I guess I was just more interested in your brother..." My brother's not gay.

#27 - On 04/01/2009 at 7:21am by SilverBallet

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he banged that bitches brother.

#12 - On 02/11/2009 at 10:09pm by young_wing

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