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Today, I found out I'm pregnant. My boyfriend and I have been dying to have kids together. This would be an exciting moment if he wasn't deploying in June and will miss everything except the morning sickness. FML

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On 03/28/2011 at 3:10pm - love - by AFGirlfriend (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Better get married before he deploys or you and your baby have no protection if God forbid something happens to him. You're better off to be a surviving spouse, as girlfriend with illegitimate baby means Nothing to the military. Sorry, not trying to be mean, just SMART. I was an Army brat and saw alot of situations.

#15 - On 03/28/2011 at 7:04pm by ScrabbleBabe2010

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Aren't Air Force deployments only 6 months? He might make it back to see the baby born. Also, though it's none of my business and I do not disapprove in any way, you really should consider getting legally married. Only because you get a lot of benefits from the military for being legally married. And not just if something happens to him either, but for as long as you're together. Your child will get a lot of the benefits too. Again, I'm not saying this to be a jerk or to shove religious crap down your throat (cause I don't believe it either) but to suggest something helpful for you. Congratulations on the baby and I hope you're all very happy!

#27 - On 03/28/2011 at 7:17pm by spaboolly

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