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Today, I was talking to my wife of two years on the phone, when she suddenly broke down and confessed to having been cheating on me with my best friend. Apparently, it started 8 months ago. I've been in Afghanistan for 10 months. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51248) - you deserved it (3467)

On 03/28/2011 at 12:24pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

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I'm so tired of hearing stories about people cheating while their significant other is deployed. It's sickening. You knew what you were getting into when you decided to be with someone in the military, especially with two wars going on. Either deal with it and stay faithful or don't date/marry them at all. They deserve better.

#18 - On 03/28/2011 at 1:35pm by Back_In_Action

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Hopefully he was shooting blanks while you weren't.

#2 - On 03/28/2011 at 1:27pm by every1luvsboners

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