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Today, I discovered my boyfriend has been slipping me abortion pills to "supplement" my regular birth control. FML

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On 03/28/2011 at 1:26am - love - by Username - United States (California)

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Thumb this comment up if you think:
1) slipping abortion pills as a supplement is dangerous
2) OP has an ass of a boyfriend

#27 - On 03/28/2011 at 6:46am by DjeePee

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wow . what a terd ball. start slipping him estrogen pills. that'll show em

#3 - On 03/28/2011 at 6:13am by weels6

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