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Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about 4 minutes. Then she said "Can I have my hand back?" FML


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On 01/18/2009 at 7:12am - love - by vargasm - United States (New York)

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Wait! She could've wanted to fix her hair, adjust her bra, eat some popcorn, etc.. I mean, at least she didn't just immediately pull away from you. Don't get discouraged just yet.

#4 - On 03/07/2009 at 9:42pm by JFox

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um. well maybe she didn't want to be too harsh so she figured saying it like that would lighten up the mood.
and i agree, holding hands can be weird/uncomfortable...especially on a first date.

#2 - On 02/13/2009 at 5:38pm by Rainbowsareshiny

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