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Today, I went to the hospital as my girlfriends emergency contact. When I saw her, she was under a blanket because she had no pants. She had a seizure in a guy's bed and he brought her here. He's here and she wants us both to stay. FML

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and you listen to her?? just leave and never come back.

#3 - On 03/25/2011 at 4:12am by unfortunate_13

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call her parents to get the fuck down there, and tell them why you're leaving

#13 - On 03/25/2011 at 4:36am by runeblade

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