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Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39733) - you deserved it (16388)

On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)

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