Today, on the train, a cute girl gave me her number. After maybe half an hour, she went to her seat and I went to the toilet for a quick but loud and painful dump. I opened the door and saw her outside getting bitch-slapped by the smell. FML

by Noguestlist / 03/02/2011 at 3:16am / Love

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  • Usually when a woman gives you her phone number she wants your number two. Well done my friend.

    #28 - On 03/02/2011 at 11:07am by every1luvsboners

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  • maybe she's into scat porn

    #3 - On 03/02/2011 at 10:06am by Geoffrx7

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