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Today, I told the man I love to "go first" when we started talking at the same time. I wanted to confess my feelings, he wanted to tell me about his engagement. FML


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On 01/17/2009 at 9:55pm - love - by biblio - United States (Texas)

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at least he went first and didn't make it awkward as hell

#7 - On 03/12/2009 at 1:36am by Dekton

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Shia, that little voice you're talking about prevented me from contracting herpes. More than meets the eye.

#6 - On 03/10/2009 at 4:53pm by jim_witness

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