Today I woke up next to my girlfriend, but in fact, it wasn’t her. FML
I agree, your life sucks (5790) - you totally deserved it (37585)
On 10/13/2008 at 4:25am - love - by Anonymous -
So what? After all, you woke up with a girl, didn't you? :)
#1 - On 02/05/2009 at 9:28am by csigabajnok
@76: Your a dumb@ss for that you know? I bet you pressed space and waited an hour to finish, good job at life.
@OP: That... that sir... well, if you were drinking, I'd advise not to drink anymore. If not, run.
man there sould be a limit for howmany words so that doesnt happen again.. or we can all try to get it compressed.
Oh, god, no. Word limits are the most irritating thing on the internet. After all, how could I possible spend half an hour of my life detailing exactly how some 14 year old from Missouri is wrong if I'm limited to 1000 characters?
But yeah, they're just annoying, and trolls that choose to abuse the unlimited nature of these comments are so rare they cease to matter.
#89 - On 11/08/2009 at 4:53pm by IambecomeRAWR
Nope, it annoyed me to hell :P. Youtube too, for that matter.
#105 - On 11/09/2009 at 3:51pm by IambecomeRAWR
This sounds like a riddle.
And #3: Really? Just stringing together profanity- What are you, eight?
#3 - On 02/22/2009 at 5:34pm by Cloud
SOMEONE DIVIDED BY ZERO! :O
*#2 gets sucked into the void*
#63 - On 11/07/2009 at 3:10pm by mastershinigami
whoops >_> didnt know that would happen, oh well, i'll leave it all to you that all you need to do is times by 0 to undo what is theoretically impossible *wonders if anybody figured out that you can divide by zero, its 0/0*
In the limiting process, 0/0 is indeterminate, but if L'Hospital's rule is applied, you can possibly find an answer to 0/0, but 0/0 can =0 or =12. Hence why it is indeterminate.
#107 - On 11/10/2009 at 1:02am by Nerrage
how does 0/0 = 12? nevermind, i probly wouldn't understand anyway
#127 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:09pm by QueenBee19
Drugs and alcohol are fine in moderation. You are a biased dumbass who has no idea what you're talking about. Congratulations on spouting an opinion on something you know nothing about.
How about:
If you're an idiot, you shouldn't drink or do drugs.
Stupid people don't deserve happiness.
#103 - On 11/09/2009 at 10:54am by LeverPuller
Um, I really hope drugs aren't fine in moderation. Unless you actually need them for meds you shouldn't do them. And yes drinking is fine in moderation but I think the #5's point was that this guy (if he was doing one of the mentioned) should not as he can't handle it.
I also hope you don't mean drugs you don't need. The non store bought drugs kill brain cells and do make you stupid.
#117 - On 11/10/2009 at 10:10pm by pepper2394
#97....do u really have an idea if he's biased or not? what at all screams "biased" from his comment?
Actually, marijuana (illegal) is better for one's brain than alcohol (legal).....just saying....
#121 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:36am by VanillaWafer
But yet, both marijuana and alcohol destroy your brain over time... ;P
#123 - On 11/12/2009 at 12:22pm by Fandomofhell
I think if you keep a stupid person happy it will actually be better for everyone. I mean, if they're pissed off, they'll porbably not only hurt themselves, but some innocent bystanders too.
Yikes.. well, you obviously regret it. You should try explaining it to your girlfriend and hope she understands. Also, promise not to get so wasted anymore ? I'd forgive you if you confessed, but not if I found out from someone else...
PWNED ...
but i agree with csigabajnok lol atg least u woke up with a girl
#8 - On 03/29/2009 at 1:18pm by Fed_up_life
yeah and I bet you've never done something that you have regreted either. Just because this is an anonymous website doesnt give you the right 2 go around being sexist.
#36 - On 11/07/2009 at 5:36am by anonymous_friend
you've obviously never been to the internet that I have been to.
#56 - On 11/07/2009 at 12:26pm by Leon_S_Kennedy
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at least guys have enough control to not bleed out of our genitals every month
Girls actually do have the power to control their bleeding every month now. It's called birth control. LOL.
#120 - On 11/11/2009 at 11:07pm by XHakudatsuX
Um no actually birth control might not work for some girls or it might cause serious side effests to them that they have to stop. Or sometimes it can cause it to be worse. But originally for most girls it only helps with cramps and such. The shot only makes it so they have it every three months and the pill makes it so it's shortened to around 3 days. And yes I would know because I'm a girl and am taking birth control so yes this is all true because I've gone through the sheets of birth control about a million times now.
DUDE IN UR OTHER FML IT SAID U WERE AT THE MOVIES WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND ?!?!? WTF?
#10 - On 04/17/2009 at 9:28pm by iwannakillmyself
if your nick is anonymous, that doesn't mean it's the same person... otherwise that person would have wayyyy too many fml's...
#25 - On 07/01/2009 at 7:32am by lyklawlzzlindsay
haha i love how many people dont know what anonymous means
#38 - On 11/07/2009 at 7:10am by scottydosntkno
#9, so not true, I've been able to drink with friends and not get so wasted that I sleep with someone who isn't my girlfriend. The OP sounds retarded and deserves it.
#11 - On 04/22/2009 at 5:24pm by tdawgheath
how does it not make sense.... he got drunk or something... and woke up to another girl.... the whole point is it wasnt his girlfriend..... so hes now a cheater.
#41 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:12am by Entity4Infinity
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Way to go playa!!!! Hope u fucked that chick again before you tossed her. At least u came before we went!!!!
#21 - On 06/09/2009 at 8:38pm by eastbaydad
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so how is this an FML? You should be proud to fuck girls while you have a gf. :)
how do you wake up with your girlfriend if it's not her?
#24 - On 06/30/2009 at 8:15am by stilwaitin4mybus
Why are we supposed to feel sorry for you? Stop being such a whiny cheating little slut and lay off the vodka man
#30 - On 08/19/2009 at 8:53pm by pulpfiction
Omg, how many of these replies are from 12 year olds and overzealous Christians losers? "It kills brain cells". Brain cells die over time anyways, and as long as you dont do it all day every day, you wont cause significant damage. And "lay off the vodka?". I knew a guy that downed a bottle or two of 180 proof a day, and he never complained about waking up in bed with a woman. And stop bashing women. Dont consider yourself above them. You spend about half your life catering to their every need because they make you horny.
This is the solution: DON'T GO OUT DRINKING! You were obvisously drunk if you slept with this woman. Or, you have sex in the dark. Not smart. FYL
#33 - On 10/18/2009 at 11:37pm by Ruin11thHour
Is just me or that alien it's willing to give him a kiss?
#46 - On 11/07/2009 at 10:24am by PapasConQueso
no laughing but what does being rocked mean because my friend is totally screwing with me and he's being confusing
Illustration is totally cute and short and to the point! :D LOVE IT! :] (Though the one with the kittens a few weeks ago was just as good, but I love kittens so... :3.)
#61 - On 11/07/2009 at 1:49pm by LemonFairy
ahh tentacle rape/hentai now its a game both genders can play!!
#62 - On 11/07/2009 at 2:01pm by moon_mistress
Which is precisely why it was chosen for an illustration.
#96 - On 11/09/2009 at 12:07am by 3pennyprophet
pretty funny... though i think it could've ended after panel 3 and with no little blue text boxes.
i don't get why people think they need to be so blatant. there is humor in subtlety...
PREDATOR!!!
YOU SAID YOU LOVED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#77 - On 11/07/2009 at 9:18pm by bigsexy94
In the '70s, I woke up with a young lady that was known in the local motorcycle community as "Tattoo Donna", or "Jinx". At least the amber stains on the bed turned out to be Jack Daniels that apparently we had been pouring on each other.
I should say fyl if you woke up next to an alien... with tentacles... If you can't remember how you got into bed with something that wasn't your gf, I would hope you at least remember if you did anything with the alien... tentacles... and if you do remember, i hope you enjoyed it ;)
hey what's wrong with waking up and not being next to your girlfriend. that just says you had one awesome party
#98 - On 11/09/2009 at 1:20am by xclegend613
Just because he woke up next to someone/something that wasn't his girlfriend doesn't necessarily mean he had sex with her/him/it...
#99 - On 11/09/2009 at 1:23am by spidersnot777
Your spelling is very DISAPPOINTING. At least learn how to spell if YOU'RE going to comment.
#114 - On 11/10/2009 at 6:48pm by spidersnot777
LMAO ! i love the illustration . haha nicee .
& if you didn't wake up next to your girlfriend then who did you wake up next too ? O.O
#115 - On 11/10/2009 at 6:53pm by vampirishhSA
okay, drinking is okay in moderations. I would hope that nobody would do drugs and then we would have less problems in the world but this is not a perfect world and some jackass has to screw it up for everybody else so yeah. Being an idiot in moderations? Really?
Well, what are you gonna do? Sometimes shit happens. And if it was drinking that led to this problem, Relax. Hangovers are Gods way of saying "You kicked ass lastnight". ; )
#118 - On 11/11/2009 at 1:36am by YoushouldkillEM
Wow,..iif it wasn't your chick then what was it?
haha fuck it drink a BEER!!THATS THE CURE FOR A HAGOVER!
#124 - On 11/12/2009 at 7:48pm by stressing_life
