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Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML


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On 01/20/2011 at 4:37pm - love - by Bethany (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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FYL but what did you expect? Did you think he might say he's been missing you, didn't have the courage to call, and can't wait to be a real family of three?

Time to put your big girl knickers on, dear. Grow up. You don't have the luxury of lounging in self-pity at the moment since you have some big decisions to make. I hope things work out well for you. Don't count on anybody giving you a "happily ever after" ending.

#85 - On 01/20/2011 at 9:56pm by ImaginaryFoe

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Maybe I'm being an unsympathetic asshole here, but I get where he's coming from. Listen, he is your EX. There was probably a good reason for that. Maybe he dumped you, or you dumped him, but the point is he clearly does not want to be with you any more. The fact that you still love him? Completely irrelevant, and by telling him that, makes it seem like you are guilt tripping him.

And honestly, what if the roles were switched (obviously without the being pregnant part). Would you like it if your ex told you they still had feelings for you when you'd already moved on? I know I sure wouldn't. It comes across as pathetic and irritating.

In any case, you've got some hard decisions to make. If you decide to keep the baby, hopefully he will step up and be a father for it for the baby's sake, but don't expect him to come running back to you.

#94 - On 01/20/2011 at 10:16pm by melmeldolphin

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