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Today, I called my ex boyfriend to tell him that not only am I still in love with him, I'm also three months pregnant with his child. Upon hearing the news, he swore, called me a pathetic liar, swore some more, and hung up on me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31854) - you deserved it (14047)

On 01/20/2011 at 4:37pm - love - by Bethany (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

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FYL but what did you expect? Did you think he might say he's been missing you, didn't have the courage to call, and can't wait to be a real family of three?

Time to put your big girl knickers on, dear. Grow up. You don't have the luxury of lounging in self-pity at the moment since you have some big decisions to make. I hope things work out well for you. Don't count on anybody giving you a "happily ever after" ending.

#85 - On 01/20/2011 at 9:56pm by ImaginaryFoe

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That sucks. Be glad you're not with him anymore, he sounds like a prick.

#6 - On 01/20/2011 at 7:33pm by Thecarpaltunnelo

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