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Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22725) - you deserved it (2767) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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It really sucks if you're so ugly even alcohol doesn't help your appearance. :(

#20 - On 01/17/2011 at 3:34pm by IneffableLullaby

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+5 | 12

Next time you're out with your friend, loudly ask about his herpes.

#22 - On 01/17/2011 at 4:18pm by Trace01m

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+3 | 8

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