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Today, during a drunken night out, a really trashed friend said to me, "Jeez, even when I’m drunk, you're really ugly." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28844) - you deserved it (3637) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 11:44am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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Next time you're out with your friend, loudly ask about his herpes.

#22 - On 01/17/2011 at 4:18pm by Trace01m

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Maybe you're only ugly cause he's drunk?

#2 - On 01/17/2011 at 2:02pm by drakem

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