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Today, and ever since I was born, I've had a lazy eye. This morning my boyfriend broke up with me. He thought it was funny to state that we just weren't looking at life in the same way. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27734) - you deserved it (2516) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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That's a great line. It's too bad he didn't save it for when he had a good opportunity to use it. Something like:
"Where's my keys?"
"Right there in front of you on the table."
"Oh I can't believe I missed that."
"I guess we just aren't looking at things in the same way."

#5 - On 01/17/2011 at 6:38am by FYLDeep

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I suppose you aren't a visionary - try to see things from his point of view. Have a sense of humour and say something jocular. Bring up a funny optic of discussion and keep things light. Spare the rod, spoil yourself, and get an ice cream cone. Things will look up in no time.

#23 - On 01/17/2011 at 7:41am by DocBastard

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