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Today, I went to get a tattoo of my girlfriend's name to surprise her. Halfway through the tattooing, she called and broke up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16225) - you deserved it (62918)

On 01/16/2011 at 5:48am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

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this has ydi written all over it

#1 - On 01/16/2011 at 1:22pm by kwintalamillah

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"Yeah, put 'Lisa' on my upper arm. Wait, I'm getting a call. Wait, what? You want to see other people? Shit.

Yo, change that to 'Lick my sack'. Thanks."

#9 - On 01/16/2011 at 2:14pm by DocBastard

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