Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML
by Anonymous / 01/15/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
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#44 - On 01/16/2011 at 7:43am by LiznessMonster
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OUCH, how smart of him. Hope you didn't have burns. :S
Btw. Was the cake good anyway? Happy Birthday. LOL.
#4 - On 01/16/2011 at 3:38am by k3rslc
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