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Today, we were celebrating my birthday and my boyfriend thought it would be funny to shove my face in the cake. While the candles were still lit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35441) - you deserved it (3216)

On 01/15/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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(Boyfriend's Log, Entry No. 224)

|Homicide Attempt 1 = Failure, will try again tomorrow.|

"Honey what's that?"

"Um....nothing."

#44 - On 01/16/2011 at 7:43am by LiznessMonster

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OUCH, how smart of him. Hope you didn't have burns. :S
Btw. Was the cake good anyway? Happy Birthday. LOL.

#4 - On 01/16/2011 at 3:38am by k3rslc

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