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Today, I went on the first date of my life. I also burped during my first kiss. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25197) - you deserved it (5657)

On 01/15/2011 at 2:38am - love - by hollysofly - United States (California)

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Better luck next time(:

#3 - On 01/15/2011 at 1:41pm by I_iz_B_a_troll

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What if you actually threw up? o_o
That would have been worse, let's try to see the bright side.

#6 - On 01/15/2011 at 1:50pm by MLuckyCapoeirist

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