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Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML
Either you lost major weight to where they can't recognize you, or he was cheating on you with a fat woman.
A pimp-ass husband's response: I married that cow and fucked the weight off her, like a boss. How's your brisket? (said loudly)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 22 January 2015