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Today, my husband invited a couple of his college friends over for dinner. While we were in the middle of eating, one of them asked loudly, "Hey, whatever happened to that fat bitch you dated in your third year?" We've been dating since his second year. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28556) - you deserved it (2575)

On 01/11/2011 at 2:06pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Rhode Island)

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Either you lost major weight to where they can't recognize you, or he was cheating on you with a fat woman.

#6 - On 01/11/2011 at 5:53pm by machiko

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A pimp-ass husband's response: I married that cow and fucked the weight off her, like a boss. How's your brisket? (said loudly)

#19 - On 01/11/2011 at 6:08pm by furburger

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