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Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31185) - you deserved it (3040)

On 01/11/2011 at 4:45am - love - by Username -

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And the only reason he wanted your sister was because your mum turned him down and she was the closest he could get.

#11 - On 01/11/2011 at 10:24am by macskapingvin

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Take advantage of the situation and make him your slave. You can pay him by letting him smell her panties.

#5 - On 01/11/2011 at 10:05am by every1luvsboners

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