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Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over my date. FML

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On 01/07/2011 at 6:42pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

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that teaches you to not fake you titters

#11 - On 01/07/2011 at 8:14pm by alwa7sh

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I wasn't aware you could titter vigorously.....I've heard of people working out vigorously, and arguing vigorously, but tittering? How the fuck do you manage to do that?

#18 - On 01/07/2011 at 8:19pm by fearfulsymmetry

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