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Today, I found out that my friend makes more money than I do. She's a high school dropout and working at a retail job at the mall. I went to college for four years to get my job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29071) - you deserved it (4527)

On 01/03/2011 at 12:51pm - love - by This_Is_Me1982 - Canada (Ontario)

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How do things like this even happen?

#1 - On 01/03/2011 at 7:52pm by MysticDude

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Don't feel bad she probably went under the desk.

#8 - On 01/03/2011 at 8:07pm by klong91

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