Today, I got a few notes from this girl I like at school for 2 years telling me she feels the same way. My dad knocks on the door and I panic and say "Hold on!". I shoved them under my pillow then told him to come in. He said "Son, it's perfectly normal to masturbate." FML

by Misunderstood / 02/08/2009 at 12:35am / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love

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  • Apparently a lot of people can't imagine how embarrassed you might be as a child/teenager just realizing you're going to be starting a relationship with someone you've secretly been in love with.

    Even if you weren't super embarrassed, who would respond to a sudden knock at this moment of epiphany by saying, "Come on in, Dad, this girl who've I've been obsessing over for two years finally loves me back, here read all the notes she just gave me talking about it in intimate detail"?


    #10 - On 02/08/2009 at 7:59pm by jkqd

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  • you were masturbating,just admit it... :D

    #1 - On 02/08/2009 at 7:58am by dexter

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