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Today, I was walking with my girlfriend, when she walked ahead of me cat-walk style, turned around and said, "Do you think I could model?" I blurted out, "Yes... for a plus-size clothing line." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5867) - you deserved it (47294)

On 01/17/2009 at 8:15am - love - by FailMan - United States (Connecticut)

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wow, one word. FAIL.

#1 - On 02/04/2009 at 4:50pm by b023d

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The correct answer is either "Yes." Or "No, you're not built like a 12 yo boy."

#10 - On 03/02/2009 at 11:47am by elfknight

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