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Today, I went to my long-distance boyfriend's party. His best friend was talking to me and trying to make conversation, he asked, "So, are you two official?" I responded with a definite yes, but was cut off mid-word by my boyfriend, who quickly said, "No, not really." Sorry, I wasn't aware, darling. FML

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On 12/24/2010 at 11:59pm - love - by xrebeccalou (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Cheat on him with his friend ;)

#1 - On 12/25/2010 at 4:03am by lakerfan8224

See in context

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Communication.

#7 - On 12/25/2010 at 4:09am by TaylorTotsYumm

See in context

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