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Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML

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On 12/22/2010 at 1:03pm - love - by lisa (woman) - United States (California)

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You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right?

I hope they don't have to cut him off you.

#13 - On 12/22/2010 at 4:32pm by macskapingvin

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Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.

#15 - On 12/22/2010 at 4:35pm by DocBastard

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