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Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
You shouldn't find out what it looks like until you put your own on. Next you'll be sleeping with her husband just to find out what that feels like, right?
I hope they don't have to cut him off you.
Some countries would consider that you basically performed a divorce ceremony by taking the woman's ring and cutting it. Congratulations on destroying this brand new marriage, you insenitive wench. I hope you're proud of yourself.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 1 September 2014