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Today, I looked deep into my wife's eyes and told her how much I loved her and how much she meant to me. Her reply was "Clean your glasses." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28474) - you deserved it (3852)

On 12/21/2010 at 12:25pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom

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You were looking deep into her eyes, but she couldn't tell because of your filthy glasses.

#1 - On 12/21/2010 at 4:41pm by Ninjafriends

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Poor you, next time clean your glasses first then tell her ;)

#3 - On 12/21/2010 at 4:41pm by BonyorBobby

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